Sunday, January 11, 2015

It’s All Greek To Me


On 21 December I wrote about the kids’ first impressions of being in London. I had scribbled it down on paper at the time and then, later, tried using a new voice recognition tool that Google provided. I have spoken to people who have previously used other voice recognition systems and they say that it takes a while for it to learn your voice. I found with the Google one that it didn’t take me long to learn how to speak ‘Google.’ I have to slow down – I generally speak quickly, even for a Kiwi – and annunciate carefully. There are some words I had to learn to pronounce differently as Mr Google just couldn’t work out what I was trying to say. When I tried saying ‘six’ he thought I was Australian!

I am now well along the training path, although I wasn’t always this fluent. Here is an extract from the aforementioned entry as it was interpreted by Mr Google followed by what it was supposed to have been

Joel they are friends and talk new caravans
Joel – they are tall.
Maria - they are stuck together.

There there is not paradise mario some of the people don't have a bet
Joel – there’s not much space.
Maria – some of the people don’t even have a backyard

Booko there's a school and boxes new paradise you're even in a call back paradise
Luka – there are squirrels and foxes.
Joel – even in people’s backyards

This reminds me of something that happened when I was teaching in London in 1997 and another thing that happened this morning.

In ’97 I was doing relief teaching in different schools and I came to realise there were certain words the English kids found difficult to understand with my Kiwi accent. One of them was the number ‘ten’. One day, with a class of about 30 kids, I told them that I was about to say a word three times in a row and I wanted them to write down what word they thought I was saying i.e. there was no context to give them any clues. I said
-          Ten…ten…ten
Of the 30 kids almost all thought I was saying ‘tin’; only one thought I was saying ‘ten’. For them to hear ‘ten’ I have to say ‘tan’!

This morning in church there were various people taking parts of the service in the local Anglican church. The vicar, who was from Northern Ireland, got up at the beginning and explained that the sound system was playing up and apologised in advance for any inconvenience this might cause – how very British! He then proceeded to the front of the church – if you were outside – or the back if you were inside, and then returned down the isle with the pomp and ceremony that the British Church of Englanders enjoy.

Once the procession reached the front the curate was the first to speak.

I digress. I spent three months in Romania in 1997. Each week I dutifully attended the church of the minister with whom I was staying. When I first arrived I knew no Romanian and he knew no English. The only word we both understood, and used it multiple different contexts, was the German word ‘kaputt’. Things that were broken, sick, damaged, exhausted, ended, or dead were all ‘kaputt’.

When he preached I was none the wiser at the end of the sermon than I was at the beginning of it – it’s amazing that different cultures do church so similarly!

One of the speakers knew a little English, and whenever he read the Bible scripture he would tell me the reference in English; I would look it up in my Bible and try to work out what I thought his three points, all starting with the same letter, might be!

In this morning’s service the congregation looked representative of the area we live i.e. a large variety of cultures. So when the curate got up and spoke in a different language I wasn’t surprised. We returned to the vicar speaking English and then the Bible reading was in another tongue, sounding somewhat French. We returned to the curate who again spoke in a foreign tongue. It seemed to me a rather large percentage of the service was not in English. Fortunately, however, being an Anglican church we had the lectionary in English and I was able to pass the time reading it while I waited for non-English speakers to let the English speakers continue with the service.

It was during this reading that it suddenly dawned on me that I recognised about every forth or fifth word that was spoken. Then I noticed that those words coincided with every forth of fifth worth in the written sheets. Then I realised that they were actually speaking English, just with heavy, heavy accents.

It was at that point that I thought it would be so much easier if everyone spoke the Queen’s English with a Kiwi accent – as it is meant to be.

11 January
Voice Recognition Training

Maria is learning to read and write. In the last few months there has been an explosion in her abilities. She is not afraid to sound out words and to guess the spellings. A boost to her ability to find information – mainly pictures at this stage, due to her limited reading ability when the online search is complete – is Google Voice Search which uses voice recognition to find information and images on the internet. We refer to an internet search as ‘Asking Mr Google?’ When we are on a bus trip she will now often say to me, “Dad, can I talk to Mr Google?”

At first Maria wasn’t able to get the results she wanted, but pretty soon ‘Mr Google’ had given her some training. Over the course of a few minutes her voice searching went something like this
-          PullupsomepicturesofFrozen (i.e. very fast. ‘Frozen’ is a kids’ movie)
-          Pull up some picturesofFrozen
-          Pull up some pictures of Frozen
-          Show pictures of Frozen
-          Please show Frozen photos

Technology, wow! I’ve spent years trying to get her to say, “Please”!

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